The luffy5b Incident
The luffy5b Incident was an incident that happend in chat and Discord. Here, the whole incident is documented for new and old Cimps to reminisce of such troll-y moment. xdx.
luffy5b
Section titled “luffy5b”Once upon a time, there was a chatter named luffy5b.
He was such a clueless fellow.
The following describes his gullible and inevitable downfall.
huehuehuehue…
It was day 29 of Camila’s Subathon 2.0.
While doing a mime challenge for chat, Camila received a big raid from Vedal’s fellow femboy coding friend, Alex.
This is when, exactly at 1 day, 4 hours, 40 minutes and 25 seconds in the VOD (for my fellow VOD cimps 
),
a wild luffy5b utters his first words into the chat:
The Cimps, upon seeing these gullible words being uttered by this new clueless chatter, decided to do some Tomfoolery (as we usually do
), and started to copy the same message over and over again.
It all started with one Cimp:
Soon after, the whole Impire joined in a troll-y fire that sparked their Cimp’s heart’s desire into doing what they’ve been destined to do;
to xdx.
huehuehue…
On the surface, it looks like your typical xdx shenanigans.
Just a first time chatter getting trolled.
After this, you’d assume they’d get confused and leave.
Wrong.
Even after seeing very clearly that he is being trolled, he starts to panic and utters another message once again:
As clear as the sun as the message can be on Camila’s stream,
it still didn’t stop luffy on his quest for answers to his oblivious questions.
The trolling kept going.
As the copy-pasting kept going and going.
Luffy kept asking.
Then suddenly, luffy5b doubles down on his thoughts without acknowledging the messages directed at him for clarification.
However, that message serves as the smoking gun, triggering the awakening of chat’s inner xdx and diverting attention away from attempts to inform him.
He finally acknowledges the messages.
But its too late as the Cimps have found new meat to prey on.
heuheuheuheu…
Suddenly, Luffy reveals worrisome information to chat.
And it leads the Cimps to question luffy’s age. (18+ stream btw).
Prompting luffy to give a quick explanation.
Shurely.
After much hesitation, he answers his age being 19 at first, but then he “mistypes” and writes 9.
This peaks chats’ suspicions even higher.
Quickly, the Cimps grew in suspicion of Luffy.
Taking advantage of the situation, Cimps started to spam and show luffy their favorite emotes. 
Even Imp joined in. 
This is the moment where luffy5b straight up fucks up with no sugarcoating. This action, right here, set the stage for what is about to unfold. It led him to his demise, and created a quote that ought to be remembered by all Cimps for generations.
Gemix is the starter of the biggest xdx train ever done in Imp’s chat.
And thus, the frenzy had begun.
The trolling was so tempting, that evenKakaButts joined in with the Cimp army.
At this point in time, luffy5b started questioning his very existence and unbeknownst of our traditions, bravely asked:
The response to this was no other than,
you guessed it…
luffy5b’s questions still remained unanswered.
So, he started to spam his emotes instead.
Big mistake.
luffy5b remains adamant on his idea that all of this is just a simulation.
The Imp is an AI and the Cimps are bots that just identified themselves as bots.
No elp. 
Only xdx.
luffy5b, unaware of the moderator Mental3rror’s and JustGemix’s presence in chat,
begins to plea to the mods for help,
It quickly became futile as they too are part of the chaos.
What mods? 
TASK360 Spawns in to xdx and witness this historic event that will go down the Impire’s history for ages to come.
luffy5b is still clueless as ever.
All his attempts to fix this is to no avail.
Ganom leads the xdx train.
Chat follows along.
Luffy starts to cry, so do we (of laughter).
luffy5b loses it and begins his episode long transformation into his 5th Gear.
Chat begins their Super Saiyan transformation along with Luffy while Mental Neutral Spams in chat.
luffy5b makes a bold claim.
We? Copying?! pffft. nah.
Luffy is copying us if anything.
luffy5b begs the “AI” to stop her army and for them to cease their never ending frenzy of Tomfoolery.
The “AI” response: NO 
Aimila, although unable to speak, laughs silently.
She continues her mute endeavors while she watches her chat engulf in chaos.
the xdx march continues.
After more than 10 minutes trying to explain luffy5b about the mime challenge,
his two braincells finally unite to realize something:
But as luffy5b takes 1 step forward, a new problem emerges.
The Cimps don’t fall back.
AImila finally takes sympathy on little old luffy.
After much chaos and bullying, Gemix decides to pull the trigger and save little old Luffy from suffering longer.
But Luffy, being the curious cat that he is, decides to push further,
bringing this chaos all the way to the Impire Discord.
Lasted for a fair amount,
until he uttered his final words right before his total obliteration…
The horrors that Luffy must’ve faced must have been a trauma that won’t ever erase in his life.
The xdx is forever with him.
forever in his mind.
forever xdx.
The end.
(if you made it all the way, you’re a cutie. )
Documented and screenshotted by Yonesuu and Mental3rror.